Fryd Chikin - Fryd Chikin Stinks!
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Little has been heard of the elusive, vile FRYD CHIKIN since last October’s 4 a.m. after party set at the Funtastic Dracula Carnival XII. Some say he hijacked the KU Discotheque flying saucer, blasting off on a 70 Mars-day tour of the solar system's outer rim. Others claim he merely acculturated himself into the local Benidorm community of overweight, ex-pat British boozehounds. Various reports have also placed his paper bag-masked presence in Pyongyang, North Korea, Scott Base in Antarctica, The Finsbury Pub in London, and the Chernobyl Nuclear reactor. While Dirty Water Records can neither confirm nor deny his actual whereabouts over the past 6 months we can confirm, though rather nervously, that FRYD CHIKIN IS BACK!!!
And he’s not coming empty handed either. He’s packing heat in the form of an 8 track EP out on the ultra hi-fidelity cassette tape format. Entitled ‘FRYD CHIKIN STINKS,’ this in unapologetic gospel on boozing, beheading and bad behaviour. We managed to reach out to the Mr. CHIKIN himself using an undisclosed London phone box and received this response:
“I’VE BEEN ALL OVER THE UNIVERSE BABY FROM TIMBUKTOO TO GAMMA QUADRANT 364 BUT I'VE NEVER EXPERIENCED A PLACE SO VILE, SO DEPRAVED, SO LACKING IN COMMON DECENCY AND DECORUM AS PLANET EARTH!! THAT’S WHY I KEEP COMING BACK! I WANNA DEDICATE THIS REKKID TO ALL YOU UGLY DISGUSTING FREAKS INHABITING THIS SAD LITTLE ROCK. ITS ABOUT SEX! ITS ABOUT BOOZE! ITS ABOUT DEATH! ITS ABOUT YOU!”
Make of that what you will; we couldn't possibly comment. One thing we know is that this cassette will rip your head off by the ears and mount it on a pike. So fragile listeners beware: FRYD CHIKIN is for the amoral & the hedonistic, the deranged & the cynical. If that sounds like you then pick up a copy from https://frydchikin.bandcamp.com/.